Right.
So when i finally reach my long-awaited goal of becoming world dictator...this is the list of what i would do...
1. International library system...with "book couriers" traveling from state to state instead of just town to town. i would probably take a short vacation from my dictator job to do this for, say, a year or so.
2. Movie libraries. - like netflix, only...not in the mail, and more like an actual library. very sweetness. incorporate this with the international library system above.
3. change all keyboards to either Dvorak or Alphabetical...none of this silly qwerty business. qwerty was only invented to be difficult anyway.
4. Hand-controlled cars. in this day and age of video games, people would be more versatile with fingers anyway...and, frankly, those pedals have always freaked me out.
5. License-plate internet sytem. more on this next post, since its midnight & i have to get up tomorrow at six...mornings are my proof that god exists and that he hates me.
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