5.12.2009

License plate.net

Right, then.
Before my last post was so rudely interrupted by the incoming darkness of night and all that good shtuff, I was monologuing on my brilliant ( and only occasionally evil) plans for the world, which included:
License-plate internet thingy.
Seriously, this would be AMAZING in a perfect world...y'know, where people don't spam and do mean, dumb, and pointless things to other people's completely interesting conversations (or monologues)...so i imagine the government will be using it any day now.
anyway, all naive gov't bashing aside, this idea is AMAZING. if you haven't embarked on a quest for another, more interesting blog already, i'm sure you will love it, too.
So. Here is what needs to happen.
Make a chat, website, or, hey, blog.
The usernames for people would be their license plate(s).
And if you were driving - possibly with an i-pod user in the car
(and if you have no i-pod user in your family, then I'm sure the people of the nation will be very interested in how an entire family has managed to live so long sequestered under such a small rock)
and you noticed some total jerk swerving back and forth across the road with no blinkers, brain, or regard for other people's safety, then instead of giving into road rage and beating him (or her) to a pulp with their brake light, you would tell your i-pod user to type in their license plate number into the site, and write a strongly worded comment that THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE ON THE ROAD, TOO!
or, even, if you were waiting at a stoplight and someone gave you the go-ahead, you could note their number and later write a nice thank-you note in the form of
THANX
on their particular comments area.
Which would be cool.
Also, a side-plan to this plan would be that techno-police would frequently cruise the site and check out the #s with the most citizen citations (alliteration strikes again!) and sort of make a note of it in the official police registry.
so like, if that jerk were doing something dumb, and he (or her) got caught by the police, and they were charming the heck out of the peeps in blue, then the police person in question would check out their # on the registry...and up would pop a dozen little flags!
And, where the police was just going to give a warning, then he would say something like "i would have given you a warning, since it's your first (or second) time being caught (speeding, swerving, drag-racing, drunk-driving, mailbox smashing, being dumb, etcetera), but i looked at this and so many DIFFERENT people have marked you as hazardous, that i shall bestow upon thee the dreaded ticket and fine of doom."
Note the Different people remark...so your friends can't just pop on to give you a hard time by writing a dozen citations in ze commentary box...unless they get the entire student body to do it.
and to write a comment, you MUST have a username (i.e. license plate number).
Yeah, that would be cool.
I think i'm done for the night.
if you wish to offer up questions, answers, money, ideas, books, or banana seat bikes...
look! there's a comment box right here!
YAY!
yeah, i need sleep
adios.

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